What disorder could this be?

Are you for real? Why do people think that psychotic disorders are glamorous or neat to have? I hate to bust your bubble, but major depression could cause these symptoms. If you were really troubled by these types of symptoms and were really schizophrenic, you wouldn't be on here asking this question. Especially in the fashion that you asked in. Usually schizophrenics believe that they're delusions and hallucinations are real...and you clearly do not. Sounds like you have been studying schizophrenia.